Missing cheques anger

Newbury Today: Cheques worth over £2,000 go missing in the mail

The book, The Railways of Great Britain. A Historical Atlas, sells for a whopping £307.95. On the other hand, you may download my latest for a mere £2.40, and you don't even have to write a cheque.

Frightened postman anger

Newbury Today: Postman 'too scared' to cross busy road to deliver mail

HEALTH AND SAFETY GONE MAD KLAXON

Spotter's Badge: John

Energy bills anger

Newbury Weekly News: Labour campaigners point at a large phallus

Some of the most half-hearted pointing I've ever seen in the local press. Pull yourselves together.

School dinners anger

Newbury Today: Local authority finds company providing school meals is - surprise! - shit

Send one of the shareholders. I dare say they'd make a tasty meal for everybody

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Missing Post Box anger

Newbury Today: Post box mysteriously disappears after being completely destroyed in traffic accident

I wonder where it could be? *head desk*

Bus lane anger

Newbury Today: Complaints as over 2,000 fined for breaking bus lane ban

Well stop doing it, you dicks

Spotter's Badge: James

Rabbit anger

Newbury Today: Ferrets called in to deal with sports field rabbits

I wouldn't bother. It'd end up just like Escape to Victory. Only with bunnies.

Spotter's Badge: Nowtas