Missing Eurovision hoodie anger

Newark Advertiser: Couple furious after Royal Mail collection office gives their Eurovision Song Contest merchandise to the wrong person

And they had it specially made to cope with their freakishly long arms, too.

Bad E-fit

Newark Advertiser: Thieving scrote steals cash from elderly

Another triumph for MS Paint. Don't have nightmares.

Road debris anger

Newark Advertiser: Mum's anger over debris left on A1

Another Angry MILF. Whatever that means.