Dog poo cameras anger

Morecambe Visitor: No free cameras to take pictures of dog mess

Disappointment. Specialist market for that sort of thing.

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Why-aren't-you-out-catching-criminals littering fine anger

Morecambe Visitor: Man fined for littering after throwing paper in front of council cleaner
 
"I told them what I thought of them and walked off"
 
Yeah, I bet that helped.

Wrong house scaffolding anger

Morecambe Visitor: Apology as scaffolding put up at the wrong house

"I'd show her an inappropriate erection" (The people down the road have put up a granny annexe without planning permission)

Spotter's Badge: Chris 

Temporary car park anger

Morecambe Visitor: Residents unhappy at plans to turn playground into temporary car park

Judging by the amount of moss, it gets used LOADS

Spotter's Badge: James

Dog crap on the pitch anger

Morecambe Visitor: Angry footballers plant flags in dog crap in campaign against fouling

It's even worse than you think. The flags won 3-0