Sweary T-shirt anger

Melville Times: Woman is so angry at this T-shirt, so goes back to the shop and buys one

Sound logic there, keeping it out of the hands of the kiddiewinks

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Waste plant noise anger

Melville Times: Residents angry at noise from waste recycling plant

OK, we'll just give your bins a miss then.

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