Doctor Who theft anger

Mansfield Chad: Heartless thieves steal Doctor Who stuff from collectors shop

If only there was some sort of time traveler armed with Venusian Karate who could prevent this from happening, because people are terrible.

And because we're nice people at heart, there's a Just Giving page to help the guy replace his stolen stock and get his business up and running again.

Spotter's Badge: Carl

Speeding course anger

Mansfield Chad: Columnist is sent on speeding awareness course, gets 700 words and a fancy photograph out of it

Absolutely textbook sadfacing.

Spotter's Badge: Pie Guy

Fly-tipping anger

Mansfield Chad: Residents may be forced to pay for fly-tipping clean-up and they're not pleased

Wheelbarrow, dump it in the next alley along. Sorted.

Sausage roll anger

Mansfield Chad: Man finds 'tooth' in sausage roll

It wasn't a tooth

Spotter's Badge: Len

Stolen beer punishment anger

Mansfield Chad: Dad furious as son punished for stealing beer meant as gift for school caretaker

Oh, yes. A "blame everybody else" story

Spotter's Badge: Caz

Bad E-fit

Mansfield Chad: Wanted: Man who has had accident with dot-matrix printer

Don't have nightmares

Half-naked mobility scooter theft anger

Mansfield Chad: Bloke rips his clothes off in fury as mobility scooter taken for a joyride

Not much joy for the rest of us, I'm sure you'll agree.