Sweary dog poo poster anger

Maldon Standard: Resident puts up 'X-Rated' poster to deter dog poo criminal, doesn't work

Beautifully photographed so we can't read it. Massive fail.

Cycle race anger

Maldon Standard: Fury at litter left by prestigious cycle race

My God, just do anything he says, and pay him for it.

Spotter's Badge: Beth