Stolen owl anger

Knutsford Guardian: Wooden owl pinched

Whoever you are - give Johnny Vegas his owl back

Spotter's Badge: Chris

Christmas Market anger

Knutsford Guardian: It's never to early to get annoyed by Christmas

Superb use of fore-and-aft sandwich boards

Spotter's Badge: Chris

Missing milk anger

Knutsford Guardian: Milk bottle thieves strike again

1. Those blue tits are getting really organised these days

2. DONE A POO

Spotter's Badge: Chris

Car crash anger

Knutsford Guardian: 'Get orf moi laaaand!' farmer wails at incompetent drivers

We've run out of things you can be -ist about, so I've decided to be farmerist.

Spotter's Badge: Chris

Cracked bridge anger

Knutsford Guardian: Concern over crack in bridge

Oh, I lived near one just like that, and it hardly collapsed and killed loads of people at all

Spotter's Badge: Chris

Damaged building anger

Knutsford Guardian: Residents angry as out-building goes unrepaired for two years

Alternatively: People queue to see Turner Prize-winning art installation

Spotter's Badge: Chris

Sheep rustling anger

Knutsford Guardian: Couple outraged after sheep stolen from their garden

That's a pair of small ornamental sheep...

Spotter's Badge: Chris

Garden waste anger

Knutsford Guardian: Council stops garden waste collections, woman doesn't like it

Get a grip, JK Rowling

Spotter's Badge: Chris

Speeding cars anger

Knutsford Guardian: Dad calls for crackdown on speeding

That's one scary looking dad. Just do what he asks, and nothing bad will happen

Spotter's Badge: Chris

Car in the living room anger

Knutsford Guardian: Cottage could be demolished after road accident

Ouch

Spotter's Badge: Chris

Somebody else's fault car crash anger

Knutsford Guardian: Man blames council for his car accident

And not his crappy driving, at all.

Spotter's Badge: @drunkenoaf

Heating anger

Knutsford Guardian: Family freezes as heating oil delivery fails to appear

"I'd give her a delivery of fuel oil"

Spotter's Badge: Maria

Wheelie bin anger

Knutsford Guardian: Family 'wheelie' miffed over bin cock-up

Sub-editor wins a week's supply of INTERNETS for superb use of the evergreen "It’s wheelie bin a travesty" gag

Spotter: NAB