"Are you my mummy?" anger

Colchester Gazette: Man wears gas mask to council meeting, makes an exhibition of himself

Normal for Clacton, to be honest.

Spotter's Badge: Chris

Road re-naming anger

Essex Echo: Campaigners faced with £40,000 costs after bid to stop roads being re-named fails

The best outcome would be to nuke the entire estate from orbit. It would be cheaper, too.

Reality TV anger

Clacton Gazette: Jaywick residents really don't want to be in a TV documentary showing how shit Jaywick is

There's wonky-faced Kipper Douglas Carswell proving their point.

UKIP General Election anger

Oxford Mail: UKIP official claims offensive Facebook posts are fake

And who are we to disbelieve him? (This is my cop-out comment. There's an election on)

While we're here...

Northampton Chronicle: Candidate quits party after colleague turns out to be an enormous racist

He's from the 'lovable eccentric' fringe of the party, no doubt.

Spotter's Badge: Mike

And it goes on...

Southern Daily Echo: Waaaargh! Who broke my lovely, lovely sign?

Yep, it's sign-smashing season.

Spotter's Badge: Chnnyhill

 OTS News: SIIIIIIIIGN!

Still sign-smashing season. Stop smashing signs, people.

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Sausage Rollgate Anger

Southern Daily Echo: No further action over UKIP 'treating' election bribe claims

The 'treat' in question being a plate of sausage rolls.

And here's another picture of the same chap, fretting over Jaffa Cakes, and not milking the situation in any way at all.

Spotter's Badge: Ben

Sacked Kipper anger

This is Lancashire: UKIP candidate sacked after calling her party racist

The comments under this article summarised: AAAARGH MUSLIMS!!!!11!!!!

Kipper protest banner anger

Southampton Daily Echo: Kipper hangs huge banner outside his house for Christmas

When it was pointed out to him that the Union Flag was upside-down, he replied it's because "the UK is in distress" and not - I repeat NOT - because he's some kind of idiot.

Spotter's Badge: Syd

Doctor Who toilets

Brentwood Gazette: With all Billericay's problems solved, local Kipper takes on the issues that really matter

At least he's not wearing the shorts this time. OR IS HE?

Essex Echo: Same story, different suit, different hat

Does he make a habit of hanging around these toilets? This is important.

Spotter's Badge: Barry, John

Baden Powell anger

Brentwood Gazette: Potholes "bringing down house prices"

Brentwood Gazette: Immigrants "forcing government to build on green belt"

Good grief.

Spotter's Badge: Barry

UKIP green belt anger

Essex Echo: Ukippers oppose green belt plans

Nope, I don't know why Mr Gandy and his magic hat are holding up a piece of paper either

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Church yellow line anger

Harrow Times: Church-goers, local Ukipper upset by yellow line outside church

...where it turns out that if they'd read the consultation document, they would have found the restrictions are lifted for church services.

Spotter's Badge: Jules

Lollipop lady anger

Essex Echo: Cardboard cut-out of councillor wheeled out to point at something

And if you're into that kind of thing, loads of comments on the thread from this person. It IS all a plot, you know.

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Swastika anger

Essex Chronicle: Councillor wants decorative swastikas removed from front of council building

Top use of props, UKIP man. Rubbish use of everybody's time

And while we're here...

 Essex Echo: Another Essex UKIPper points at an empty field

UKIP: The angry party that keeps on giving

Spotter's Badge: Barry

UKIP parking fine anger

Essex Echo: UKIP councillor gets parking ticket while doing a good turn

"I'm not asking for special treatment," he says, asking for special treatment.

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Road crossing anger

Essex Echo: Anger over plans to move pedestrian crossing 50 metres

Another appearance by Basildon's publicity-shy Ukip councillor. I am convinced that he is, in fact, a cardboard cut-out

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Ukipper trying too hard anger

Essex Echo: New councillor runs to the paper with road safety concerns

Meanwhile, the council tells him it would be more useful to take his concerns to the council

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Closed car park anger

This is Kent: Ukippers demand that council re-open car park

Wait... you're on the council. Why not ask the council?

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Blocked drain and pothole anger

Billericay Gazette: Former town councillor Terence Gandy still putting the world to rights

Where would this page be without Mr Gandy? We salute you, sir

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Big hat pothole anger

Billericay Gazette: Crudely-painted stick something something potholes

Ah... Our old friend Ex-Councillor Hat Bloke, the gift that keeps on giving.

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Street light petition anger

Essex Echo: Councillor runs to the paper with a petition rather than approach the correct council department over unlit pathway

And he's not a publicity seeker, oh no.

Spotter's Badge: Barry