Thursday, December 24, 2015

Council office toaster ban anger

Bradford Telegraph and Argus: Councillor vows "You'll take my toaster from my cold, dead hands" in fire safety row

I LOVE MY TOASTER

If you love that toaster so much, why don't you marry it?

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2 comments:

Auld Git said...


Why doesn't he marry his toaster? Cos two slots would be confusing - besides, he'd burn his todger.

Anonymous said...

Councillor in question is well known across West Yorkshire as a braindead gobshite arsetwat.