Thursday, April 09, 2015

Highly unlikely sheep death anger

Bath Chronicle: Solar eclipse 'killed my sheep'

Of course, THE MAN is covering up millions of sheep deaths across Europe caused by acute hypo-calcification of the blood brought about by electromagnetic radiation flooding back down to Earth immediately after the eclipse. Because that's an actual thing.

Spotter's Badge: Saki

2 comments:

Alfalfamale said...

''It was brought about by electromagnetic radiation flooding back down to Earth immediately after the eclipse.

"I thought the eclipse would, of course, change mineral levels in livestock, but I did not think that it would be fatal."

It must be absolute carnage each dawn.

JuliaM said...

Surely a Wcker Man could fix this?