Supermarket traffic lights anger
...thus delaying his shopping trip by up to 60 seconds.
Tuesday, December 23, 2014
...thus delaying his shopping trip by up to 60 seconds.
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Dorset Echo: Self-appointed expert fuming that filter lights outside Morrisons don't go green all the time
...thus delaying his shopping trip by up to 60 seconds.
Celebrating excellence in the field of local newspaper photography
...thus delaying his shopping trip by up to 60 seconds.
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3 comments:
Leon the replicant has only got a lifespan of 4 years, so 60 seconds waiting at the lights would be like 20 minutes for us humans. Would you wait that long to get into Morrisons?
How did I miss that Blade Runner look?
Points, Alfalfamale.
Yet another human sacrifice on the altar of unfettered capitalism.
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