Because your tenancy agreement says it's your job. Next.
Why are people flytipping at the recycling centre?
Because the bins are too small and not emptied often enough, possibly due to council cuts. Nice pointing. Next.
Where the shittery is our new road sign?
Coming, all thanks to your perfectly executed YMCA dance, the first move of which appeared in your local Gazette. See? It does pay to moan.
Former sea wall campaigners are now village green campaigners
Hell's teeth, not you pair again.
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