Cucumber con anger
Just buy a whole cucumber, cut it ih half, PROFIT!
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Wednesday, November 27, 2013
Just buy a whole cucumber, cut it ih half, PROFIT!
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Gloucestershire Echo: Man with knife fizzing with fury over the cost of cucumbers
Just buy a whole cucumber, cut it ih half, PROFIT!
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Just buy a whole cucumber, cut it ih half, PROFIT!
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4 comments:
Needs a couple of hard boiled eggs at the base of that cucumber for full effect
'greenhouse-dwelling protrusions'???
First line: "Normally salad enthusiast Normal Miles likes to remain as cool as a cucumber". Brilliant stuff. You can see why professional journalists are determined to defend the standards of their craft against semi-literate "bloggers" and the like. They call him "Normal" again further down the article.
The photo gives me a great idea for a new garden gnome design.
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