Friday, November 02, 2012

Tyre-slashing maniac anger

Manchester Evening News: Fury as wrecking spree causes over £20,000 of damage

Comments closed on this one, saving me a trawl for the usual "Bring back the stocks/birch/hanging/bumming with elephants" swivel-eyed lunacy.

Spotter's Badge: Karen, Charlotte


TRT said...

I'd leave her a set of used rubbers.

Colonel Bufton Tufton said...

'Bumming with elephants'? Too good for 'em man! I'd string 'em up between two bowed trees, smear them with honey and let millions of flesh eating zombie ants loose then when the string has been eaten through their bony carcasses would be ripped asunder!

RobinOfLocksley said...

Bumming with elephants? Is that like swimming with dolphins, or dancing with wolves? I've never seen it advertised anywhere; I think you must have made that up.

isolator42 said...

I'd check her tread depth, I've no idea either.