This is serious folks. We do need somebody to think of the kids. The cotton wool that they are wrapped in now is highly absorbent and an unsurpervised little darling might sink like a stone before its mother could be summoned from the pub.
D'you think the photog carries a ladder with them all the time, just in case an opportunity like this arises, or do they 'wing it' and hope to borrow one from nearby?
Damn, TRT, I had a 'two soggy holes filling with muck' gag all ready to go. That's a MILF-alanche right there.
I am left wondering what they thought was going to happen to two massive holes dug specifically to hold water during periods of wet weather. Maybe that's just me though...
This is serious folks. We do need somebody to think of the kids. The cotton wool that they are wrapped in now is highly absorbent and an unsurpervised little darling might sink like a stone before its mother could be summoned from the pub.
ReplyDeleteD'you think the photog carries a ladder with them all the time, just in case an opportunity like this arises, or do they 'wing it' and hope to borrow one from nearby?
ReplyDeleteThe photographer is actually one of those hydrophobic wizards from Discworld.
ReplyDeleteAlso, there's a good few ladies there I'd leave with a moistened hole.
ReplyDeleteDamn, TRT, I had a 'two soggy holes filling with muck' gag all ready to go.
ReplyDeleteThat's a MILF-alanche right there.
I am left wondering what they thought was going to happen to two massive holes dug specifically to hold water during periods of wet weather.
Maybe that's just me though...