Dead duck and sacks of poo anger
Kent Online: Serial nutter leaving sacks of poo, dead ducks in village square
A couple of call-out quotes from this brilliant story:
"If someone is doing this in a bag, they might not be the most suitable person to have a gun."
"We believe the ducks and the human waste are linked."
YOU CAN'T PROVE A THING
Also, I done a poem:
Spotter's Badge: Dan, Mikael, everybody in the whole world
There was a strange man from Hoo
Who filled plastic bags with poo
He added some ducks
That had ran out of luck
And left them on the roof of the loo
5 comments:
LOL
Well that just goes to prove the old simile 'like shit off a shovel' to be completely untrue.
My favourite part has to be: Cllr Watson added: "I've looked carefully and I'm as sure as I can be that it's human without doing scientific tests, which I'm not going to do."
What the hell can be doing if it's not scientific?! And what is the point of doing anything if it's not scientific!? Are you basically just relying on your senses - sight, smell, sound... the others are just too disgusting.
Also, the culprit probably shops at Tesco and hasn't bought a Bag for Life.
Every little helps.
Missed opportunity for headline:
Hoo's "who's poo?" hullabaloo
shame...
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