Kent Online: Serial nutter leaving sacks of poo, dead ducks in village square
A couple of call-out quotes from this brilliant story:
"If someone is doing this in a bag, they might not be the most suitable person to have a gun."
"We believe the ducks and the human waste are linked."
YOU CAN'T PROVE A THING
Also, I done a poem:
Spotter's Badge: Dan, Mikael, everybody in the whole world
There was a strange man from Hoo
Who filled plastic bags with poo
He added some ducks
That had ran out of luck
And left them on the roof of the loo