I'm glad to read the UK has finally found a secure export market; digging up excellent quality British pot-holes and exporting them to countries like Australia which haven't had the benefit of the distinctive road features we enjoy in this country.
Also... I'd fill her hole in.
And given the number of angry Australians in local newspapers that we've seen on this site, they've a bloody cheek calling us whinging poms!
I'm glad to read the UK has finally found a secure export market; digging up excellent quality British pot-holes and exporting them to countries like Australia which haven't had the benefit of the distinctive road features we enjoy in this country.
ReplyDeleteAlso... I'd fill her hole in.
And given the number of angry Australians in local newspapers that we've seen on this site, they've a bloody cheek calling us whinging poms!
If she did that in the road, I've got one word for her: Immodium.
ReplyDeleteAlso (when she gets better), I'd give her something 20cm deep that could cause major damage :)