Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Terrorism Anger


Dorset Echo: Local crones panic after brown-skinned man found working at Olympic sailing site

“They need to check that he’s not scattered something that’s going to lie dormant for 18 months. I’m not saying he is a terrorist but he could be. It’s possible.”

BWA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

5 comments:

Pseudonymph said...

18 months on countdown.
That's gotta be some big red bomb timer. Plenty of time to cut the blue wire.
And wv is ninsupsy. A couple of ninsupsies are making noise about games security.

TRT said...

Who on earth is this mysterious 'he' that they refer to in the article?

Scaryduck said...

TRT: "He" was a security guard who turned out to be a) forren b) working on an incorrect visa. It was a two-story special.

TRT said...

Sloppy reporting, then. Standards are slipping. Using a definite pronoun without a subject indeed.

Anonymous said...

See what happens when you dont have body scanners and pat downs.