SMASHING PUMPKINS anger

Cambridge News: Anger at allotment vandals in Cambridge
 
Title cunningly worded to get the music fans in

Dentist waiting room magazine health and safety gone mad anger

Dorset Echo: Dentist told to get rid of 'germ risk' magazines from waiting room

Yeah, the advice was total bollocks, as you'd expect

School parking anger

Morley Observer: Zero tolerance promised over dangerous parking near school

"I'd park something dangerously close to her driveway" (Except for the fact that I've been beaten to it) (By the driver of the black Ford) (More brackets)

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Housing development anger

Essex Echo: Councillors vow to save last bit of Basildon that's not covered in concrete

Great to see Ian Hislop entering the world of local politics

Spotter's Badge: Barry

School parking CHAOS anger

Dartford News Shopper: Residents slam school run parking CHAOS

Never mind that - look at the cute smiley face on Hat Bloke's scooter!

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Locked in car park anger

Sussex Courier: Pair sleep in car after finding gates to car park locked

"I didn't want to call 999 and waste people's time but I was getting very annoyed."

Hint: Try this number: 0118 999 881 999 119 725...3

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Bike theft banana purchase anger

 

Manchester Evening News: Bike worth £2,700 stolen after owner pops into shop to buy a banana

Blimey, James Bond has left himself go

Spotter's Badge: Charlotte

Wonky pavement anger

Wandsworth Guardian: Camapigner threatens council with court over state of pavements

That's no pavement, that's the surface of the moon

Spotter's Badge: Alexandra

Wedding hotel anger

Sunderland Echo: New hotel owners double the cost of couple's wedding

Happy ending: New venue found. Awwwwwww!

Spotter's Badge: Anthony, Tim

Bad E-fit Celebrity Special

Essex Echo: Police search for man with no neck

 

You can't fool me, it's Rowan Atkinson's "Will this wind" man

DEATH TO ALL FOXES anger

Bromley News Shopper: Bloke calls for a cull as foxes chew through wires on his van

Classist blog editor says: LOOK AT THE PEBBLE-DASH

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Waste plant noise anger

Melville Times: Residents angry at noise from waste recycling plant

OK, we'll just give your bins a miss then.

Spotter's Badge: Duncan

Petrol pump anger

Lynn News: Garage denies fixing petrol pumps
 
The real story here, of course, is: Stupid drivers are stupid, not to mention bigoted

Bad E-fit

Portsmouth News: Police look for distraction burglary suspects

So, if you know a disappointed-looking man with a cow pat on his head, that number again: 999

Don't have nightmares

Parking ticket victory yet still angry anger

Dover Express: Woman's parking fee overturned after council admits lines unenforceable
 
Cheer up, then - you won