Sunday, September 04, 2011

Suitcase chained halfway up a lamp post anger


Essex Echo: Woman calls 999 after box chained to lamp post outside home

"I'd chain her to a lamp post and install sophisticated monitoring equipment"

Kiddies on the rampage anger


Derby Telegraph: Hoodie vandals as young as ten leave trail of destruction

And, of course, the commentards suggest hunting them down with dogs and killing them.

Spotter's Badge: Peter

"Screw You, New Zealand" Anger


Adelaide Now: Australian fruit growers seek ban on New Zealand apples

Oi! Kiwi! This is going up yer arse!

Spotter's Badge: Sam

Saturday, September 03, 2011

Rubbish anger


This is Lincolnshire: Fury over rubbish outside flats

Nice hat.

Spotter's Badge: Cheesley

Leaky pipe anger


Redditch Standard: Residents' fury over leaking pipe

Dude, you're standing in it

Spotter's Badge: Mark

Nasty smell anger


This is Hull and East Riding: Angry residents upset over smell from sewage works

Only one person here holding their nose: "He who smelt it, dealt it"

Spotter's Badge: Mark

Even more nasty smell anger


Yorkshire Evening Post: Row over smell coming from local farm

What is this? Nose-holding season or something?

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Friday, September 02, 2011

A man and his massive Dhoodis


Ilford Recorder: Actual Headline: Praise for Seven Kings man's massive dhoodis

Just look at that massive dhoodis. JUST LOOK AT IT.

Free parking anger


Reading Evening Post: Traders' fury as free parking is scrapped

Dear protesters who waft A4 sheets of paper with tiny writing at the camera: THIS is how you do it.

Even more dog poo anger


Trafford Messenger: Campaign against dog shit lifts off

Let's face facts. There's nothing normal about this picture, is there?

Laundry Anger


Wales Online: Campaigners fight to save historic laundry

Hardly worth saving - there's writing all over those clothes

Spotter's Badge: Twm

Thursday, September 01, 2011

Pasty anger


This is Kent: Mum's anger as kid eats out-of-date pasty from discount store

"I'd give her a filling for 99p"

Spotter's Badge: Rob, then everybody else

Climbing frame anger


Watford Observer: Woman wins planning appeal as council attempts to demolish climbing frame in garden

Spotter: "I'd stick a huge erection in her back garden."

APILN: "I'd ask her where she's hidden her Witches Hat."

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Chip anger


This is Kent: Anger at 'Big Brother' as chips appear in wheelie bins

I'd recycle her thoroughly

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Brownie anger


This is Sussex: Anger as atheist Brownie unable to take oath

"I'll kill you. Kill you all and THERE'S NO HEAVEN"

Spotter's Badge: Skuds