"residents spotted a “huge three rear axled fully loaded” petrol tanker "...
I bet there's a group equally opposed to banning them, sat on shooting stools by the junction with a thermos of hot tea and a tupperware of spam sandwiches on the ground next to them, licking the points of their pencils ready to jot down the registration plate of the next petrol tanker that passes.
I assume that closing or relocating the said BP petrol station is not the solution. Perhaps it is not because the campaigners would then have to drive a bit further for a fill-up.
Wrong thing methinks
ReplyDeleteThe link is to an article about Quality Street.
ReplyDeleteFor the Worried of Bucks: Ask the petrol people to send half-filled tankers and then only 50% of you will die burning deathwards agony.
Oy vey! They should move to Bunstead.
ReplyDeleteAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand fixed the link.
ReplyDelete"residents spotted a “huge three rear axled fully loaded” petrol tanker "...
ReplyDeleteI bet there's a group equally opposed to banning them, sat on shooting stools by the junction with a thermos of hot tea and a tupperware of spam sandwiches on the ground next to them, licking the points of their pencils ready to jot down the registration plate of the next petrol tanker that passes.
She said: “It was enormous, the length of someone’s garden." Gem of a quote.
ReplyDeleteI assume that closing or relocating the said BP petrol station is not the solution. Perhaps it is not because the campaigners would then have to drive a bit further for a fill-up.
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