Nottingham Post: Boy left terrified of Asda own-brand onion rings after spider crawled out of his packet
Except it would have been long dead by the time it reached the shop shelf... sooooo, HERE'S YOUR FREE PACKET OF ASDA OWN BRAND ONION RINGS!
Spotter's Badge: Holly, Everybody
Fat kid…check; ASDA….check; Croydon facelift…check; chav name (KONNER)…check!
ReplyDeleteIf that's genuinely HIS packet, he's on the fast track to obesity. That's not just a family sized bag, it's humungous!
ReplyDeleteI'd ring her onions all right.
ReplyDeleteSorry, am I doing this right?!