Bexley News Shopper: After Britain votes in an austerity government, people get angry that there's no money to cut the grass any more
But you've made a start. Another 9,999 handfuls will get you home. My name's Ben Elton, goodnight.
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She can grab my stalk.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to trim her grass
ReplyDeleteTable, tablecloth, blender, 10kg of ice cubes in a cooler box, stack of polycarbonate cups... she can make a killing selling buckwheat smoothies by the roadside.
ReplyDeleteAgain, would you or would you not mind giving her grass a good trim?
ReplyDeleteI'll mow her lawn, Fnarr fnarrr
ReplyDeleteI'd have sexual relations with her, if you know what I mean.
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