Menacing tree anger

Stoke Sentinel: Drivers sick of parking under tree and finding their cars covered in bird crap

With a picture of a poo, in case you didn't know what a poo looks like.

"This tree is a menace to everyone who has a car," they say. 

 

I've just been outside, and there it was, in the car park, sneaking up on my Nissan Micra.

 

Spotter: Mark