Saturday, May 14, 2016

Slight possibility of a small fluffy animal on the loose anger

Scunthorpe Telegraph: Locals object to the opening of a petting zoo on the outskirts of Scunthorpe

Heaven help us all if a rabbit should escape and terrorise the neighbourhood. Then, I dare say, you can tell us "We told you so".
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3 comments:

  1. Robin of Locksley9:24 am

    "I can't have 150 people milling about at the back of my property. There's no buffer zone".

    As I read that I could only think of Julian Clary. Worrying.....

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  2. Unknown10:48 pm

    TIM: It is the rabbit!
    ARTHUR: You silly sod! You got us all worked up!
    TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.
    ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
    TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!
    GALAHAD: Get stuffed!!!
    TIM: It'll do you up a treat, mate!
    GALAHAD: Oh yeah??
    ROBIN: You mangy Scot's git!
    TIM: I'm warning you!
    ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum?
    TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
    ARTHUR: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
    BORS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!

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  3. Unknown10:50 pm

    Plus, more Ron . . .

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