Mr Paparazzi not-quite-sure-where-to-put-this-story sadness

Geelong Advertiser: The infamous Mr Paparazzi has given up chasing drunken celebrities out of night clubs, and has gone back to Australia and become a mayor. But there's something missing from his life, and it's his number one lady who had to go back to England to look after her mum. Look. Look at his sad face.

You know, I almost feel sad for the scruffy bugger.

Spotter's Badge: Claudine