"I've got a lot of high value items," he says, advertising to the whole world that he has high value items and that he lives in Gravesend.
Also, there is a potato on a stick for no clear reason.
"We have problems with people around here with eggs and starting fires".
And the potato voodoo. Don't forget the potato voodoo.
Spotter's Badge: Rob C
"Someone stole my gate once, I didn't say anything in case they took offence"
ReplyDeleteBest. Comment. Ever.
No need for a comment here just click through for dozens LOL
ReplyDeleteAPILN gold!
ReplyDeleteIsn't that Pit Bull from London's Burning?
ReplyDelete“I shall be sleeping outside until the gates are put up. I don’t like sleeping much anyway but there’s no way I’m leaving that stuff open to be nicked.
ReplyDelete“Before I met Marina I was homeless for six months so I know what it’s like to sleep in the rain and the snow.”