Monday, July 20, 2015

Amazon surprise gift anger

Western Daily Press: Mum finds fully functional clockwork cucumber* in her Amazon purchase

There's no pleasing some people.

Spotter's Badge: John, Hayley

* More of a clockwork sugarsnap pea, to be honest

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:28 pm

    " I don't know what happened, but it's not on." Must have been on, if it was buzzing.

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  2. somini10:27 pm

    "the customer services rep added: "Given the nature of the product in question there's no need to return the item to us"

    And there was much rejoicing.

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  3. Anonymous8:46 am

    Yeah..... you're not fooling anyone with that act, lady. Just own up to it.

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  4. Anonymous11:33 am

    I'd offer to give her the most pleasure that my old five-incher could manage.

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  5. I suppose the Amazon delivery truck could have run into the back of a fish wagon.

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