Nails found in bread anger

Kent Online: Woman finds nails in loaf of bread

And the telling line: She has been asked to send the slice back to the head office so they can establish where it was manufactured, but she is worried the bread will be lost in the post.

Bread's always getting lost in the post, a direct consequence of the Royal Mail employing ducks in their sorting offices. This is why you shouldn't send bread through the post.

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