Of course, THE MAN is covering up millions of sheep deaths across Europe caused by acute hypo-calcification of the blood brought about by electromagnetic radiation flooding back down to Earth immediately after the eclipse. Because that's an actual thing.
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''It was brought about by electromagnetic radiation flooding back down to Earth immediately after the eclipse.
ReplyDelete"I thought the eclipse would, of course, change mineral levels in livestock, but I did not think that it would be fatal."
It must be absolute carnage each dawn.
Surely a Wcker Man could fix this?
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