Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Supermarket traffic lights anger

Dorset Echo: Self-appointed expert fuming that filter lights outside Morrisons don't go green all the time

...thus delaying his shopping trip by up to 60 seconds.

3 comments:

  1. Alfalfamale3:06 pm

    Leon the replicant has only got a lifespan of 4 years, so 60 seconds waiting at the lights would be like 20 minutes for us humans. Would you wait that long to get into Morrisons?

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  2. Robin of Locksley7:26 pm

    How did I miss that Blade Runner look?
    Points, Alfalfamale.

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  3. Yet another human sacrifice on the altar of unfettered capitalism.

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