"I've just driven down Thorpe Green at Waterthorpe and knocked over some bloke in sunglasses stood in the middle of the road pretending to carry a large pane of glass in a Marcelle Marseau mime kind of way.
As a result, he is now doing that mime where he is laid down pretending to be trapped in a box.
"I couldn’t have a skip there if I needed one"
ReplyDeleteA council spokesman responded "We're not stopping you"
The old ones are the best.
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ReplyDelete"I've just driven down Thorpe Green at Waterthorpe and knocked over some bloke in sunglasses stood in the middle of the road pretending to carry a large pane of glass in a Marcelle Marseau mime kind of way.
As a result, he is now doing that mime where he is laid down pretending to be trapped in a box.
He's good."