Mouldy Custard anger

Henley Standard: Man demands apology from Waitrose over mouldy custard

And if you want a blow-by-blow account of how his custard came to be mouldy, it's all there in black and white. Niche interest only.

Also, this in a story about custard: "I think every young person, male or female, should do national service. It would do them a hell of a lot of good."