First line: "Normally salad enthusiast Normal Miles likes to remain as cool as a cucumber". Brilliant stuff. You can see why professional journalists are determined to defend the standards of their craft against semi-literate "bloggers" and the like. They call him "Normal" again further down the article.
Needs a couple of hard boiled eggs at the base of that cucumber for full effect
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ReplyDeleteFirst line: "Normally salad enthusiast Normal Miles likes to remain as cool as a cucumber". Brilliant stuff. You can see why professional journalists are determined to defend the standards of their craft against semi-literate "bloggers" and the like. They call him "Normal" again further down the article.
ReplyDeleteThe photo gives me a great idea for a new garden gnome design.
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