Perhaps if he didn't cart that bloody great wall clock round with him, he would find it easier. Also abusing commentards in upper case doesn't exactly help.
I see that he has 'a special clock that uses radio frequencies tuned to a national transmitter'. That sounds very special. I wonder where he could have got hold of such a marvellous thing?
Considering both this and his previous appearance on the blog, I assume a side-effect of this condition is the compulsion to hold up items which resemble his head.
"His family don't believe him". Two words: attention seeker. No, three words: work-shy attention seeker.
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ReplyDeletePerhaps if he didn't cart that bloody great wall clock round with him, he would find it easier. Also abusing commentards in upper case doesn't exactly help.
ReplyDeleteFirst dates...yeah alright.
ReplyDeleteI see that he has 'a special clock that uses radio frequencies tuned to a national transmitter'. That sounds very special. I wonder where he could have got hold of such a marvellous thing?
ReplyDeleteAs a mark of respect, family and friends will turn up 3 hours late for his funeral service.
ReplyDeleteBet he was never late for dinner.
ReplyDeleteConsidering both this and his previous appearance on the blog, I assume a side-effect of this condition is the compulsion to hold up items which resemble his head.
ReplyDelete"Psychiatrist struck off for inventing a medical condition in return for kickbacks from man's disability allowance."
ReplyDeleteRecent commentard should piss off back to his blog as he seems to think that his misanthropic opinions are worth reading when they aren't.
ReplyDeleteGo fuck yourself.
ReplyDeleteGentlemen, kindly do not lower the tone. This is not 'angry people using the comments for squabbling'. One can get that anywhere.
ReplyDeleteHe might be able to move around a bit quicker if he lost some weight?
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