Bromley News Shopper: Man attacked on the toilet by a fox
Here's a hint: When the photographer asks "How about a shot with your trousers round your ankles?", you say NO.
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That's just wrong.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why he was frightened, it's clearly only a cardboard cut out fox.
ReplyDeleteJust two questions: why is the fox apparently sniffing the air, and why the Tommy Cooper impression in the last picture?
ReplyDelete"I didn't even have time to wipe myself."
ReplyDeleteThanks. For. That.
*sadly pushes half a sandwich to one side*
"It was like a wild animal."
ReplyDeleteAnd there we see it. Toilet Fox (Vulpes Lavatorium) waits patiently for the throned King to proclaim him Master of the Loo Rolls.
ReplyDeleteThis is scary-fox epic. The laborious and gratuitous visual re-enactment of the narrative is somehow deeply impressive. No-one can ever mock the Bromley News-Shopper again.
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