Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Shop flower theft anger


Blackpool Gazette: Shopkeep vows to catch person who keeps stealing floral display from outside her shop

Simple solution: Plants with rabies. Then catch the only person in Blackpool with rabies
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2 comments:

  1. isolator4212:58 pm

    I'd deflower her in a heartbeat.

    ...although I suspect I might be a bit late for that

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  2. TRT3:07 pm

    What isolator42 said.

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