Lancashire Telegraph: Football club furious as thieves make off with ride-on mower
He looks like he's just been released from that cargo container by Somali pirates. Try looking for Somali pirates with ridiculously well-kept lawns
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How hard can it be to follow the trail of neatly-mown grass from the shed to the culprit's house? Jeez, come on police, do I have to do all the detective work here?
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