The other day I thought my luck was in when my girlfriend sidled up to me and whispered "You want to do some '50 shades of grey' stuff?". That was, until she threw a bottle of Vanish at me and pointed to the 'white' load waiting in the linen basket.
50 shades of grey? 50 shades of grey parrot feathers all over the floor of her boudoir more like. In other words, I reckon she's had a cockatoo in there.
Paint me, Jack...
ReplyDeleteThe other day I thought my luck was in when my girlfriend sidled up to me and whispered "You want to do some '50 shades of grey' stuff?". That was, until she threw a bottle of Vanish at me and pointed to the 'white' load waiting in the linen basket.
ReplyDelete:-(
Also, just spell grey gray. Problem solved.
ReplyDeleteStrike me, she's a bit high-mileage...
ReplyDeletehowever... would.
High mileage? More like clocked...
ReplyDelete.....I would as well for that matter.
50 shades of grey? 50 shades of grey parrot feathers all over the floor of her boudoir more like. In other words, I reckon she's had a cockatoo in there.
ReplyDeleteI love the pose though. I can almost hear it...
ReplyDelete"Slapper? Moi?"