Thursday, March 08, 2012

Rotten front door anger


Edinburgh Evening News: Woman denied permission to replace her rotting front door

"I'd smash in her rear... etc"

Spotter's Badge: Caroline

5 comments:

  1. LawrenceLlewellynLocksley8:50 am

    I think they're trying to tell you that they think it's a bit tacky, dear. Clearly they, unlike you, have no taste..............|-)

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  2. Anonymous10:03 am

    Shouldn't worry too much love, you're in good company. At your age most women have a pretty rotten front door!

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  3. Anonymous12:00 pm

    She's actually quite hot.

    I'd smash her back and front doors in.

    Maybe even her loft window too.

    I would totally destroy her, I guess is what I'm trying to say here.

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  4. I'd fill her front opening with something shiny & new.
    Well, not new, but definitely shiny. ...on the end, at least. Have I gone too far? :)

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  5. I'd handle her knockers very gently.

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