It's a proven fact, burial rates at local new Co-op funeral homes go up whenever a local new Co-op funeral home opens for business, and yet the official death-toll remains constant. Just where are these extra bodies coming from? I'd be creeped-out too.
Some of those ladies look as though they've seen a few stiffs in the past
ReplyDeleteIt's a proven fact, burial rates at local new Co-op funeral homes go up whenever a local new Co-op funeral home opens for business, and yet the official death-toll remains constant. Just where are these extra bodies coming from? I'd be creeped-out too.
ReplyDeleteI'd dump something stiff around there!
ReplyDeleteOh, and the worst thing about a co-op funeral? Writing out the cheque and being handed a couple of metres of blue stamps.
ReplyDeleteForget the Chapel of Rest.
ReplyDeleteThat blonde on the right can Wrestle my Chap anyday...
Second from the left.Yrawlf!
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