The community should get together and do a whip round to cheer up this unhappy chappy. If everyone put in a couple of quid we could get him a ride on the village bicycle!
Tsk! Obviously they've tried to save money by using an old photo, back from when he still had his bike. That photo was originally taken to accompany a story a few months ago when the boy in question, Mick, was angry about a local printing firm fucking up his personalised t-shirt.
I done a lol.
ReplyDeleteWhere are the Famous Five or Secret Seven when you need them?
ReplyDeleteIsn't that the sulky little scrote off Eastenders
ReplyDeleteThe community should get together and do a whip round to cheer up this unhappy chappy. If everyone put in a couple of quid we could get him a ride on the village bicycle!
ReplyDeleteSo this genius leaves a bike overnight in plain sight, unlocked, & is surprised when it goes missing.
ReplyDeleteOh well, we can't all be clever, can we?
Also: I had a bike nicked when I was younger, but I didn't go crying to the local paper.
Get over it!
I'm all about the sympathy today... :)
Tsk! Obviously they've tried to save money by using an old photo, back from when he still had his bike. That photo was originally taken to accompany a story a few months ago when the boy in question, Mick, was angry about a local printing firm fucking up his personalised t-shirt.
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