Eastern Daily Press:
Mum's anger at having to explain 'thingy' to daughter after seeing JLS-branded condoms on shopping tripThat's proper fury. I'm too scared to say what it is I wouldn't do, in case she complains.
Spotter's Badge: DavidUPDATE: "What would be far more effective," one of our readers tells us, "is her face on the box".
You've got a point.
It's not like she had to give the kid a demonstration or anything.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, it is a bit graphic to call your brand of condoms 'Jizzy Love Sacks'
ReplyDeleteI'M...SOO..ANGRY..FFFF...WATCH...SOO..ANGRY..I AM PRESSING...MY... FINGERS..INTO MY... PALM..FFFGGRRRRR
ReplyDeleteCould have been Cliff Richard condoms...
ReplyDeleteHer face on the box would provide far more effective contraception.
ReplyDeleteMWARGH!
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Yes, that's very effective.
I've just noticed... that's not her neck in your mock up. But it works. Has anyone told Aston Merrygold that he has a woman's neck?
ReplyDeleteROFFLE!
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