Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Celebrity Love Blob Anger



Eastern Daily Press: Mum's anger at having to explain 'thingy' to daughter after seeing JLS-branded condoms on shopping trip

That's proper fury. I'm too scared to say what it is I wouldn't do, in case she complains.

Spotter's Badge: David

UPDATE: "What would be far more effective," one of our readers tells us, "is her face on the box".

You've got a point.

8 comments:

  1. It's not like she had to give the kid a demonstration or anything.

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  2. To be fair, it is a bit graphic to call your brand of condoms 'Jizzy Love Sacks'

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  3. Mr Crocus12:23 pm

    I'M...SOO..ANGRY..FFFF...WATCH...SOO..ANGRY..I AM PRESSING...MY... FINGERS..INTO MY... PALM..FFFGGRRRRR

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  4. Could have been Cliff Richard condoms...

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  5. Her face on the box would provide far more effective contraception.

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  6. MWARGH!

    *limp*

    Yes, that's very effective.

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  7. I've just noticed... that's not her neck in your mock up. But it works. Has anyone told Aston Merrygold that he has a woman's neck?

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  8. Anonymous12:53 pm

    ROFFLE!

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