Closed footpath anger

Stourbridge News: Ramblers angry as local landowner closes footpath

I encourage you to click through and read the marvellously bonkers comment at the end of the original item. (Read it in a Stephen Fry / General Melchett voice for the full effect)

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Farm anger

Yorkshire Evening Post: Residents - oh-ho! - kick up a stink about smell from farm

PARP

Sorry.

Disabled bay anger

Worthing Herald: Charity anger over illegal parking is disabled bays

"I'd park illegally in her disabled bay"

Relocation anger

Edinburgh Evening News: Woman refuses to move out of doomed tower block over council's valuation

I'll give you five quid for the pile of old bricks, now clear off

Spotter's Badge: Caroline

Charity shop anger

This is Kent: Charity shop accused of dumping customer donations

"I'd show her a couple of large sacks round behind the bins"

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Yet more Turkish holiday hell anger

Durham Journal Live: Durham family 'held to ransom' in hotel after holiday company goes bust

Angry dad is angry

Tarmac anger

Edinburgh Evening News: Anger over plans to tarmac over grass area

As you can see, the grassy area in question looks well used as a football pitch

Spotter's Badge: Caroline

Pregnant pothole anger

Sunderland Echo: Safety plea after pregnant mum's pothole fall

Something something sexist potholes something sort it out the council

Scary granny anger

This is Kent: Angry granny brings oyster festival traffic to a standstill

STOP! Granny time!

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Late night licence anger

Yorkshire Evening Post: Row over club's plans to stay open until 4am

Now, that's one glum councillor

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Lorry anger

Dorset Echo: Councillors demand action to stop lorries entering town

"Ban the horseless carriage now!"

HOLIDAY HELL anger

Sunderland Echo: Family's fury over death trap holiday room

The "Angry, yet caught in the headlights" look

Closed pub anger

Pendle Today: Councillor's anger over closure of local pub

A mystery: If the pub is closed, WHERE DID HE GET THAT PINT?

Genuinely scary HOLIDAY HELL anger revisited

We ran this story earlier this week.

Here they are with a fez.


Coleraine Chronicle: Holiday from Hell pair point at a fez

Spotter's Badge: John

Banned dog anger

Edinburgh Evening News: Pug angry as being banned from Edinburgh Festival venue on account of being a dog

Also, I saw its act. It's crap.

Spotter's Badge: Caroline

Local jungle anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Impotent fury as no-one bothers cutting back undergrowth

If only there were people to do such a task...

Spotter's Badge: Carter Magna

Bad E-Fit

Corsham People: Police look out for scrote who assaulted woman

Chin by Desperate Dan, hair by MS Paint.

Don't have nightmares

Dating anger

Brighton Argus: Women's internet dating hell

And, of course, the comments are entirely sympathetic

Spotter's Badge: Dan, everybody else

Parking charge anger, special edition

Stroud News and Journal: Town united in anger over parking charges

Our Spotter (pictured, left) spills the bean on angry press photography:

"The snapper took loads of decent photos, then right at the end ...... "Oooh, just one more, can you all fold your arms and look angry". Really. I knew it was going to happen and even predicted it on a few forums I post on. I win!!!!!!!!!"

Spotter's Badge First Class and Oak Leaves: Jon

Resurfaced road anger

Sheffield Star: Anger as council resurface entire road, except for tiny bit outside local woman's home

And the commantards display the usual level of compassion and islamophobia. Lovely.

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Narcoleptic anger

Manchester Evening News: Woman with medical condition sues university after dropping out of course

"I'd fluff her pillows"

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Broken window anger

Sheffield Star: Mrs Beever angry that nobody has come to look at her crack

I'd ...er... got nothing.

Spotter's Badge: Ste, Caroline

Biscuit anger

Oxford Mail: Fury as tea and biscuits axed from council meetings

You know what this means: BRING YOUR OWN VODKA

Spotter's Badge: Dave

Exploding phone anger

Coventry Telegraph: Couple 'lucky to be alive' as phone explodes while charging

Yeah, that's actually a feature.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Wheelie bin anger

Manchester Evening News: Residents win fight to get wheelie bin back

I wouldn't dump my load in their back passage

Spotter's Badge: Scott, Maria

Genuinely scary HOLIDAY HELL anger

Coleraine Times: Pair suffer 'Midnight Express' holiday hell in Turkey

1. Read story

2. Repeat after me: "Holy Crap!"

3. Cancel holiday to Turkey

Phone fail anger

This is Gloucestershire: Former BT man frustrated over lack of phone service

He should see a doctor about that huge hand, too

Spotter's Badge: Martin

Broken car anger

Reading Evening Post: Driver demands £400 for pothole damage

Yeah, I can see your problem, mate. It's a Renault

Phone scam anger

Dorset Echo: Pensioners warned over fake 'Microsoft help desk' phone scam

HINT: When the so-called "Microsoft Technical Department" call, say these words for the win: "I've got an Apple. Your move."

School anger

Shields Gazette: New school site angers residents

Superb example of "Angry spokesperson holding a piece of paper, whilst lesser angry people sulk in the background, some of whom are also holding pieces of paper, which you cannot read"

Drunken vandalism anger

Blackpool Gazette: Call for tighter licensing as drunks run amok

"I'd drunkenly vandalise their signs"

Whatever that means

Facebook anger

This is Lincolnshire: Dad's anger as son's sports day photos appear on Facebook

And now he's on Angry People in Local Newspapers. Irony, eh?

Spotter's Badge: One-armed Freddy

Holiday fine anger

This is Hull and East Riding: Family vow to fight fine for taking daughter on foreign holiday during school term

Good luck with that, then

Spotter's Badge: Pete

Manhole anger

This is Kent: Anger as officer refuse to help stranded pregnant mother

And worth clicking through to see no less than five near identical shots of a man pointing

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Stately home anger

Yorkshire Evening Post: Farming couple's anger over stately home's plans to turn fields into something horsey

I'd do something that'll leave her eyes screwed up, or something.

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Stolen bike anger

Edinburgh Evening News: Police sell man stolen bike, then take it back

So, about this whole "handling stolen goods" business..

Spotter's Badge: Caroline

Littering anger

Kent Online: Magician warned about 'littering' in street performance

Sorry, mate, I had the Queen of Spades.

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Stolen gnome anger

This is Gloucestershire: Anger as garden ornaments are stolen

They'll come back. They're gnome-ads.

Spotter's badge: Martin

Low quality cardboard protest anger

Dorset Echo: Protest as family evicted from flats

What do we want? Better quality cardboard! When do we want it?

And yes, we have had these people before

Park anger

Hartlepool Mail: Anger over local park plans

I think you'll find that's a map of the United States. Try again, Monkey Hangers!

Mice anger

Reading Evening Post: Fury as mice move into derelict garden

The classic "Done a guff" pose

Playground Vandalism Anger

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Weight limit anger

Essex Echo: Pointy blokes angry as police fail to enforce weight limit on local road

A masterclass in angry pointing. Other publications: TAKE NOTE

Pub threat anger

Beverley People: Popular pub landlord threatened with loss of licence

Is that him out of Hale and Pace? Hale. Or Pace.

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Double whammy planning anger

Barnet Press: Protesters angry as council fails to hear objections to planning schemes

"I'd force through my plans without prior discussion"

Spotter's Badge: Kat

Prank anger

Cambridge News: Fury as boy threatened with criminal record over prank

And I quote: "The police should buck up their ideas and focus on the real criminals out there. What a total waste of their time and our taxpayers’ money."

Spotter's Badge: Mark

Flooded street anger

Central Coast Express Advocate: Woy Woy residents fed up with flooded streets

Comedy FACT: Spike Milligan used to live in Woy Woy

*distant splash* "He's fallen in the water"

Naked man with horse (not pictured) anger

Bexley News Shopper: Grandmother disguted after seeing naked man with horse (not pictured)

That Daniel Radcliffe - he's taken his Equus role so, so seriously

Spotter's Badge: James

Rubbish anger

Oxford Mail: Gardener banned from taking wheelbarrow to rubbish tip

You know, there's just some days you can't get rid of a body.

Said too much

Death trap road anger

Warrnambool Standard: Local man's anger at dangerous road

That's not a man, it's a cardboard cut-out wheeled from location-to-location.

Spotter's Badge: Rhett