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POLICE have received reports of a man having sex with a cow.Well if they don't like seeing cows getting fucked they should not be spying on what Harriet and "friend" get up to in the Harmann family bedroom then should they?
What a load of bullocks.
"Farmer Richard Parish...added: "If we get a bovine-cross-human it might be the making of me."" In Yorkshire? Who'd notice?
Are you suggesting that the cow would join the Yorkshire pudding club?
Police got that shotgun wedding disastrously wrong last week but at least we try to do the decent thing in Yorkshire, JuliaM.
No angry MILF tag?
Perhaps an angry milk tag would be appropriate instead?
Milk is dangerous!Do you not REALISE that 99% of people that die have drunk, or eaten, a "milk product" within the 24 hours previous to onset of "snuffed it"?FUCK man!!!! That is worse than SMOKING WHISKEY through the exhaust pipe of a running car!!
POLICE have received reports of a man having sex with a cow.
ReplyDeleteWell if they don't like seeing cows getting fucked they should not be spying on what Harriet and "friend" get up to in the Harmann family bedroom then should they?
What a load of bullocks.
ReplyDelete"Farmer Richard Parish...added: "If we get a bovine-cross-human it might be the making of me.""
ReplyDeleteIn Yorkshire? Who'd notice?
Are you suggesting that the cow would join the Yorkshire pudding club?
ReplyDeletePolice got that shotgun wedding disastrously wrong last week but at least we try to do the decent thing in Yorkshire, JuliaM.
ReplyDeleteNo angry MILF tag?
ReplyDeletePerhaps an angry milk tag would be appropriate instead?
ReplyDeleteMilk is dangerous!
ReplyDeleteDo you not REALISE that 99% of people that die have drunk, or eaten, a "milk product" within the 24 hours previous to onset of "snuffed it"?
FUCK man!!!! That is worse than SMOKING WHISKEY through the exhaust pipe of a running car!!