Thursday, June 03, 2010

CRAP NEWS SPECIAL


This is Kent: CUSTARD SHORTAGE HITS WHITSTABLE

Bournemouth Echo: DUCKS LAND IN POND

And the unforgettable:

Salisbury Journal: DOG INJURES NOSE

I'm surprised our civilisation has lasted this long, to be honest.

2 comments:

  1. Martin8:59 am

    'it goes in my pantry and will last me quite a few crumbles'

    I'd have a crumble in her pantry! She could have my custard.

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  2. I'd be happy with sloppy seconds, mate. She can have a serving of my man custard any day.

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