This is Bristol: Woman in poetry war over dog mess
There was a young woman from Bristol
Something somethingty pistol
She trod in a turd
And wrote something absurd
Something else that rhymes with Bristol.
God, this poetry lark's tough.
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They will probably distribute the bags on Poosdays and Turdsdays.
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