Norwich Evening News:
Couple's battle for bathroom sink ends in woe, smelly fingers*
If all else fails, my advice is to follow the leader of the council home and crap through his letterbox, it being the only language these curs understand.
* Yes, I realised how filthy this sounds the moment I wrote it. That's why I haven't changed a word
So...why can't they do the plumbing themselves with flex tubing and cantilevers over the tub themselves then?
ReplyDeleteAnyone who calls their daughter Hermione frankly deserves what they get.
ReplyDeleteI read that as "end in wee and smelly fingers" initially.
ReplyDeleteTop tip for you all - before you buy/rent a house, make sure it has everything you require inside of it. This can be done by checking through the property details, or simply by opening one's eyes when looking round .
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