Dorset Echo: Call for sex bracelets to be bannedOh, the humanity - the horror continues...
Dorset Echo: Parents horror as paedogeddon strikes WeymouthAt this point in proceedings, and as the angry family huddles in the corner of the living room, I'd just like to say that I'm not really a welder, you know.
Spotter: Chris Davies
Can you get them for dogs? My mutt is up for anything.
ReplyDeletep.s. Is purple for humping the AVON lady's leg? I'll try it, see if it works.
Love it.
ReplyDelete5 minutes on Google would've told 'em this has been doing the rounds as an urban myth since 2003.
But no, let's not let the truth get in the way of a good bit of pointless scare-mongering.
Muppets.
Isolator: It's a small-town local paper. "Locals fall for six-year-old scam" isn't a story.
ReplyDeleteWhy not just sport a fashionable teenage baby bump? Then everyone knows EXACTLY what you've been up to.
ReplyDeleteyeh, you're right SD.
ReplyDeleteI've got a real stroppy streak for lazy journalism, so 'scuse the rant... :)