Saturday, November 14, 2009

No dead cats anger

Southend Echo: Chinese takeaway denies keeping cats in freezer

"Nope, no cats at all. Keep it down, Fido."

We would like to point out - for legal reasons - that despite the flip tone of the above comment, there are no dogs in the freezer, either. Or hamsters. Or rat-onna-stick.

4 comments:

  1. minus points for man in photo though for not looking grumpy

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  2. Also for lack of freezer in photo. Although that would be beyong APILN control.

    Also also: I should HOPE there are no cats in the freezer. Cat tastes better fresh as ane fule no.

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  3. I think he may be stood in a giant walk in freezer.

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  4. Good point, Bertie.

    As evidenced by the many, many bags of frozen chips... d'oh!

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